Ok, I don't mean to sound scared, but, I kind of AM.
THERE IS THE ABSOLUTE TINIEST SPIDER NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW!
Keep in mind, I don't normally freak out over spiders.
Ok, this tiny thing is starting to fre- omg IT'S CRAWLING TOWARDS ME!!! I would squeal if my throat was clear!!!
OMG WTF?! IT'S PRACTICALLY TAKING AN OFFENSIVE STANCE!
Nope!! Not getting on my IPa- WHERE THE HECK DID IT GO?!?!?!
OH GOD. Um, it and I are having a staredown.
Ok, *looks away* so........... Alright, now- *looks back* WHERE THE FUDGE DID IT GO?!?!?!?! OH GOG I LOST IT. OH GOG, UM... I'm gonna go now, I really hope it gets be-deaded, I won't be in the same loca